The Things We Do When No One Is Looking
Survey is now closed. Results appear below.
Thank you for taking the time to answer all of these deeply moving questions!
1) |
While driving, have you ever felt the need to check your nose for swinging monkeys? |
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Percentage |
No, that is sooo disgusting! (I'm totally lying...of course I have!) |
11.1 |
Yes, but very discreetly |
77.8 |
Yes, and then I wiped them on the passenger seat |
11.1 |
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2) |
Have you ever farted in public? |
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Percentage |
No, I'm a saint! |
22.2 |
Yes, but I ran really fast, hoping the scent wouldn't follow me |
77.8 |
Yes, and it felt like heaven |
0.0 |
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3) |
Have you ever crank-called anyone? |
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Percentage |
No, I would never do such a thing! |
22.2 |
Yes, but it was a total stranger |
33.3 |
Yes, a friend, but I'm not telling you who |
44.4 |
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4) |
Have you ever pulled someone's pants down? |
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Percentage |
No, I have a heart! |
22.2 |
Yes, but he/she deserved it |
66.7 |
Yes, and I'm glad I always wear clean underwear, because he/she sure wasn't!!! |
11.1 |
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5) |
While sneezing, have you ever? (Check all that apply) |
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Percentage |
Bit your tongue |
21.4 |
Farted a little |
35.7 |
Hit your head anywhere |
14.3 |
Peed in your pants |
28.6 |
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